Mom: Daddy will bring you a special lunch from the store today, kids
Sam: Is he gonna bring it to my classroom?
Mom: Is that a problem?
Sam: It’ll be embarrassing!
Now I HAVE to, of course.
I walked it up to his class room door, and knocked plenty hard. Sam comes running up to the door and opens it real quick. I make sure I hand it to the blushing boy, and give his teacher a big wave Hi!
“Am I embarrassing you, Sam?”
“No,” he says as he slumps away.
Mission accomplished.
-C-
